February 2012
177 posts
best law and order one liners
Anonymous asked: And I suppose your Ferret is cuter?
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the first time i saw the the name “Flo Rida” i was like wow weird way to spell florida but now i know better
hailtothethieffanclub:
i wanta boyfriend with a car whot akes me to get fries
rubber bands can double as bracelets
do they sell rabbit diapers
im really good at riding roller coasters on youtube
justgotsomebadnews:
good news i broke both my legs so they cant take me to jail right away
during my aunts like 5th dui she was hurt soooo badly that she spent all her jail time in the hospital. i think thats pretty lucky of her
solitare is double on neopets today!!!!!! score!
Anonymous asked: who is Rachel?
the thing about rachel is that her default is like a 2004 myspace pic. thats what makes her so loveable
everyone complains about mcdonalds food never rotting but when youre hungry looking under your bed and find a 2 week old cheeseburger thats still fresh youre gonna be thanking good ol’ mickeydees
i have 2 hours and 15 minutes to find out if i get any classes this semester im really nervous because i want classes but imagine how cool it would be to not have any classes and not have it be my fault? “i couldnt get any classes mommy and daddy, now close my door and come get me in september. if i havent decomposed “
New studies show a family of mice (4 mice) could live off the crumbs in your keyboard for 2 years.
what if chris brown and rihanna get back together wow that would be some crazy shit even the tyra show couldnt deal with
i took too many sleeping pills my stomach hurts and im scared im just going to fall asleep instantly
just got some bad news →
The worst thing is when you’re about to fall asleep but then for some reason you move or something then your completely awake trying to cry urself to sleep
Somebody laced my water im so fucking dizzy its horrible im just trying to go to sleep but I feel like im on a fucking boat this is bad news
do you think she was grabbing the wall because she got bad news or because she was preparing for the bad news?
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qq8qqq:
haha i was walking to my bedroom witha bottle of water in my hand and i started greying out and as i reached for a wall i spilled the water all over myself slowly and then i woke up in a puddle oh mYOGD it was so cold tlc- waterfalls
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this guy on this episode of law and order is a child predator and he was crying and he said he was born this way. can you imagine if born this way became the sexual predator anthem
