March 2012
253 posts
this lesbian on the voice looks like amy poehler
edit: i do not know shes a lesbian. i am just judging
February 2012
197 posts
me: hey mommy can i buy my text books on amazon?
mom: no, youre only nice to me when you want something.
me: oh okay sorry mother, i’ll just drop my classes. sorry to bother you
mom: no bother my little sugar pie… momma loves ya!
shes such a fucking bitch now you get why i put sleeping pills in her wine
ha-502:
everyone’s so caught up in snooki being pregnant that my pregnancy is getting no attention
pootschkiedoodems replied to your post: If you need a place where you can run. If you need…
if you threw a party and invited everyone you knew you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say thank you for being a fried
A FRIED WHAT>!???????????
i dont really have a list of things you cant do if you want to be my friend but 2 of them are you cant say awesome and you sure cant like americas funniest home videos
“When I was young, I had a tree house and in order to get to the top of it, me and my sister had to climb up a satin Christmas ribbon. One day, on my way up the ribbon snapped and I fell 15 feet on to a fire pit. I broke my ribs and never told anyone except my mother. Last year I stopped into a Unitarian church and and a man came up to me out of the blue and told me he was a clairvoyant and that...
pepsi-clear:
biggulpgurl:
remember when everyone bought those little laptops
this is a really underrated post
If you need a place where you can run. If you need a shoulder to cry on. I’ll always be your friend. , ~God~
remember when everyone bought those little laptops
pukeplanet:
I was at a party last night and there were tamales in the fridge and I ate one and I ate it fast because I was afraid I was going to get caught.
I hate myself.
fuck ive thought about this post like 8 times since i first read it.
How can I stop getting notifications from Megan McKenzie?
we all wish we could rachael but we cant. no one can
the big bang theory is actually funny like i get that its not cool to like and its not on nbc and not tumblr approved but i bet if you watched a couple episodes you would actually like it
did you know that im 6’ 2” and have a really long torso but little legs
sometimes my phone randomly lights up like im getting a text message but im not. i never am
best law and order one liners
Anonymous asked: And I suppose your Ferret is cuter?
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the first time i saw the the name “Flo Rida” i was like wow weird way to spell florida but now i know better
hailtothethieffanclub:
i wanta boyfriend with a car whot akes me to get fries
rubber bands can double as bracelets
do they sell rabbit diapers
im really good at riding roller coasters on youtube
justgotsomebadnews:
good news i broke both my legs so they cant take me to jail right away
during my aunts like 5th dui she was hurt soooo badly that she spent all her jail time in the hospital. i think thats pretty lucky of her
solitare is double on neopets today!!!!!! score!
Anonymous asked: who is Rachel?
the thing about rachel is that her default is like a 2004 myspace pic. thats what makes her so loveable
everyone complains about mcdonalds food never rotting but when youre hungry looking under your bed and find a 2 week old cheeseburger thats still fresh youre gonna be thanking good ol’ mickeydees
i have 2 hours and 15 minutes to find out if i get any classes this semester im really nervous because i want classes but imagine how cool it would be to not have any classes and not have it be my fault? “i couldnt get any classes mommy and daddy, now close my door and come get me in september. if i havent decomposed “
New studies show a family of mice (4 mice) could live off the crumbs in your keyboard for 2 years.